My fault, I should have put it in a language you could understand Cookie. Let me re-phrase it properly:
Declaration of Intent.
With due Care of tender Consciences, This Warrior of Spartan Fitness, Commissioner of the Clean and Jerk, Member of the Squat Army, do go in his Spandex, and with Knee Wraps, and Chalk carried before him, at Proclaiming the Intent of Stone Lifting.
I, Melas Zomos Esquire III, Lord of Delaware, do Proclaim, that his Chalk be carried before him; and that he hath desire to go forte at some point before Azrael claims his soul, to travel the ye ole villages of Scotland Three and Three in a Rank, in performing the Solemnity of lifting clan stones with the WANKER known as Cookie and fellow freonds.