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Postby firebear369 » Mon Jan 07, 2008 2:40 pm

A bunch of us are getting together at work to get healthy. I'm starting a pool with about ten others (everyone puts in $20, whoever loses the most weight in 6 weeks and then keeps it off for four more weeks wins all the money)

Anyway, we were discussing ways to curb food cravings. Besides the usual drink more water, eat more protein suggestions one guy said that he heard that you should masterbate when you are hungry. I guess that is supposed to distract you. :twisted:

All kidding aside, if someone was a food addict or suffered from that type of addictive behavior, wouldn't that mean that the person could start to equate sex with food and actually be worse off??
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Postby Takmaster » Mon Jan 07, 2008 3:01 pm

ROFLMAO
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Postby Al » Mon Jan 07, 2008 4:14 pm

I must be starving.
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Postby Cookie » Mon Jan 07, 2008 4:41 pm

I aint got an answer...

Totally stumped :lol:
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Postby Al » Mon Jan 07, 2008 4:53 pm

Well, I've got two hands so it doesn't stop me eating.....
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Postby Al » Mon Jan 07, 2008 4:58 pm

In all seriousness, why not just go hungry? I know it's not a feeling we're used to in the West but it's natural. If you follow evolutionary fitness and intermittent fasting (EF and IF) then it's a tool you use to regulate your weight and health. NOT going hungry from time to time is not natural, but it has become commonplace.

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Postby Takmaster » Mon Jan 07, 2008 5:33 pm

I think the idea behind wanking when hungry is to curb the hormones that are assocaiated with contentment from eating. Rather than eating to cheers yourself up have a wank instead.

Its a rather intersting topic so if any of you have any good porn I am more than willing to test this theory out in the name of science.
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Postby Al » Mon Jan 07, 2008 6:14 pm

A bit difficult to put into practice, especially in the workplace. I mean, if your stomach grumbles during a business meeting you're going to look funny whipping out the ol' boy for a bit of milkin the one eyed snake action. You might kill everyone elses appetite for a bit though. I don't think the excuse that "I was trying to curb my hunger" will hold at your tribunal. :lol:
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Postby Al » Mon Jan 07, 2008 6:17 pm

You could start a whole new diet club "Wank Watchers".
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Postby BloodyMess » Mon Jan 07, 2008 10:18 pm

yeah, your brain releases dopamine after sex and eating so there could be some relation.
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Postby Scott » Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:25 am

Al wrote:You could start a whole new diet club "Wank Watchers".

I'll join if its full of bints. dont much fancy being a wank watcher if Im just watching blokes though.

I already wank when Im bored, horny and trying to get to sleep. dont think I could manage to do it when Im hungry as well.
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Postby Cheesedog » Tue Jan 08, 2008 1:34 am

Scott wrote:
Al wrote:You could start a whole new diet club "Wank Watchers".
I already wank when Im bored, horny and trying to get to sleep. dont think I could manage to do it when Im hungry as well.


No kidding! I wouldn't have time to get ANYTHING done.

If you'all will excuse me now, I'm hungry....
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