A jelly bean is sitting in a bar having a drink, when in walks a smartie.
The smartie says " I'm going to the club later, if you want come along "
" No thanks, " says the jelly bean, " I'm very soft centred and I don't want to get hurt "
" Don't worry," says the smartie, " I'm a bit of a hard case, I'll look after you."
" Well, o.k then, if you're sure," says the jelly bean.
Later that evening they're in the club, sitting at a table enjoying a pint, when in walks a Locket.
The smartie dives under the table, the Locket beats the crap out of the jelly bean, turns round and leaves.
Once the coast is clear the smartie comes out from under the table.
The jelly bean wipes the jelly blood from his poor jelly body, and says " I thought you said you would protect me !"
" Yeah I know," says the smartie, " but that Locket, he's menthol "
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